chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk If your a Cluster head or care for a Cluster head Welcome to your new home !    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free)    Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  DOG JOKE          chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message phil h Lord of the Beast Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 1667 GENDER: male CHRONIC: yes EPISODIC: no SUPPORTER: no Location: red bank ,new jersey , usa Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: DOG JOKE Three male Labradors , 1 chocolate, 1 yellow, and 1 black... >> were sitting in a waiting room at the vet's when they struck >> up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab >> and said, 'So why are you here?' >> >> The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on >> everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. >> >> But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the >> middle of my owner's' bed.' The black Lab said, 'So what is >> the vet going to do?' >> >> 'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate >> Lab. >> >> 'They reckon it'll calm me down.' >> >> The black Lab then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, 'Why >> are you here?' >> >> The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig >> up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When >> I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line >> last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.' >> >> 'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab >> inquired. 'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too'. The dejected >> yellow Lab said. >> >> The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why >> are you here?' >> >> 'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything. >> I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, >> whatever. I want to hump everything I see.  'Yesterday, my >> owner had just got out of the shower, and as she was bending >> down to dry her toes I just couldn't help myself. I hopped >> on her back and started humping away'. >> >> The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and >> said, 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?' >> >> The black Lab said.... 'No, I'm here to get my nails >> clipped'' _________________ "Suddenly a huge phantom bird sank three talons of its angry claws deeply into my head and face and tried to lift me. No warnings, no preliminary signs. Just wham! A massive, killing pain came over my right eye. " Frank Capra Back to top Tech Moderator Moderator Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 93 GENDER: male CHRONIC: no EPISODIC: no SUPPORTER: yes Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off         Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk Forum Index -> Jokes All times are GMT Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Welcome----------------Newbies welcomeOur StoriesGuests Chronic----------------Chronic Supporters----------------Supporters Episodic----------------Episodic General----------------GeneralHelpful LinksO2 Set upA Ch Hit VideoTriedCH Articles Entertainment----------------MusicJokesGames,  Problems----------------Site ProblemsFeed Back Private----------------Chat Room  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You can delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group  •  Template developed by  vuvu

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