phil h
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Location: red bank ,new jersey , usa
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 Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:25 am Post subject: LATE NIGHT OUT |
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it's closed. So the guy ends up going down to the local bar to use the vending machine. While there he had a few beer and began talking to this beautiful girl.
He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god , my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands. When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He said, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demanded. He showed his wife his powdery hands. "Damn liar, You were out bowling again!"
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