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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: MEN NEVER LISTEN |
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In a Chicago Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said, "You may use the ladie's room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist..He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of Spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.
When the puff completed it's pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ectasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?!!" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The ATR button is the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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