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Sherri

A Lady Married The Eiffel Tower....

No. Im serious.  I thought I have heard it all...it's called being an "Objectum Sexual"...you fall in love with objects...not people.  I saw it on Tyra Banks Show last night.

You would picture someone like that very bizarre looking, etc...this woman is extremely accomplished...she's an expert archer (she was in love with her bow and arrow, it's name was Lance), she's won world titles...she also won some type of karate thing in Japan, etc,

I know the question thats on your mind...the sexual part of it.  They did'nt get too much into it....but they do get "intimate" with whatever they're object of affection is.  I reallly can't picture getting it on with the Eiffel Tower...she's also married to the Berlin Wall...she has a piece of it.  Look...what in the hell a woman would do with a sharp piece of a rock...I don't know.

Some reporter was doing a story on this, its' as rare as CCH, he was doing a story on a lady that was in love with a roller coaster...picture that one.  Anyway, he went with her, alone.....she started talking to it, then getting aroused.   He said he felt seriously uncomfortable, and felt he was crossing the line of journalism into voyeourism (sp?), he told her he was going to leave, she told him to stay that people had to know about this....so he reluctantly did.  Can you imagine how awkward you'd feel, while someone was making out with steel? And actually getting into it.

You can look this up on the internet...I really have never heard of anything like it.  Wow...
Shedz

       
Sherri

Paul...

I went between laughing to being freaked out...

She said The Eiffel Tower proposed to her...yeah...uh..what do you say to that?  Probably something like "I believe you believe yourself..."  

They showed a video of the wedding...she tied a white bow around one of the legs of the tower, and said all this strange shit something like "You are cold, I am warm"  :smt104   I was disturbingly rivetted to watching this...

And the question that went through my mind from the start is "Does this woman have a sexual relationship with this thing?"  And if she does, oh God, Im not even saying it...

It's good to "see" you Paul...my "Ozzy Buddy".  
Shedz

Think she consumated the marriage by bungee jumping from a helicopter            
Sherri

 I think that's about the only way...ouch.
Shedz

No need for Viagra in that relationship either    
Sherri

God forbid...  
Shedz

Can't wait for the next installment, "Worlds largest condom seen floating down the Seine",  
Sherri

That was great    I love it.  You guys have had me LMAO all night!!
Em

I saw a program on this very thing about 2 years ago (a channel 5 special!). I saw the same woman. She's totally mad.

They also had men who fell in love with cars. When I say fell in love, I mean literally. They would get aroused by cars. It was so weird. There were 2 of them and they both lived in the States, so they arranged for them to meet. In the middle of the night, the camera crew caught one of the men 'molesting' the other's car. Let's just say there was bodily fluid left for evidence of unfaithfulness.  

Very weird.
Sherri

Its crazy Em!!  This woman said she has spent most of her life savings traveling to meet others like herself...I believe there's only 40 or 44 people with this condition.  At least reported cases.

I cannot imagine what in the world I would do seeing someone molesting a car or the EiffelTower....probably run as fast as my legs would carry me!
 :smt104  :smt108
Ike

Crazy... I really dont get it   off to google to check it out
phil h

Get the F**k out of here ...........toys in the attic I'd say , but whatever floats their boat , car , wall or tower is ok with me ..............    
Sherri

It's just something Ive never heard of before.  I do find it odd.  You can read about this lady...

Her mother found her in bed with her drum set when she was about 14,and went crazy.  At first, I thought "Whats the big deal?  So she's sleeping with a drum."  Then I thought about the drumsticks....

Very unique obsession and attraction... :smt104
phil h

Get the F**k outta here !      
Sherri

Phil...look it up on Google or Wikapedia.  Im not kidding.  I actually left out alot of stuff about this woman that married the Eiffel  Tower.

Even Em saw it.  I was taken aback by it...because I worked in an STD clinic for five yrs, and can't begin to tell you the things I've been told in that spectrum of life...also in the Emergency room...I've heard some far out things.

I truly thought I had heard it all.
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