phil h
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DOG JOKEThree male Labradors , 1 chocolate, 1 yellow, and 1 black...
>> were sitting in a waiting room at the vet's when they struck
>> up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab
>> and said, 'So why are you here?'
>>
>> The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on
>> everything.... the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
>>
>> But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the
>> middle of my owner's' bed.' The black Lab said, 'So what is
>> the vet going to do?'
>>
>> 'Gonna cut my nuts off,' came the reply from the chocolate
>> Lab.
>>
>> 'They reckon it'll calm me down.'
>>
>> The black Lab then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, 'Why
>> are you here?'
>>
>> The yellow Lab said, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig
>> up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When
>> I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line
>> last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch.'
>>
>> 'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab
>> inquired. 'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too'. The dejected
>> yellow Lab said.
>>
>> The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, 'Why
>> are you here?'
>>
>> 'I'm a humper,' the black Lab said. 'I'll hump anything.
>> I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts,
>> whatever. I want to hump everything I see. 'Yesterday, my
>> owner had just got out of the shower, and as she was bending
>> down to dry her toes I just couldn't help myself. I hopped
>> on her back and started humping away'.
>>
>> The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and
>> said, 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?'
>>
>> The black Lab said.... 'No, I'm here to get my nails
>> clipped''
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