Ike
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Shedz and the axe .....I spoke with Paul today and he had an interesting day...
Getting a strong shadow he decided to chop some wood for the fire and ended up CUTTING OFF THE END OF A FINGER !!!
Great work Paul maybe the axe wasnt the best idea mate.... So if you can still type please step forwards to the biggest ribbing of your life .... YOU WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN,
Glad your ok though
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phil h
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Geez............sorry Paul . Holy shit that sucks ..... 
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Ike
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Hey stumpy i see your online hows the finger ?  ooops sorry thats a thumb !! 
***thinking of a song *** hiltler has only got 1 ball, (you know the song) Now we need to think up one with ''shedz has only got 1 finger ''
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Shedz
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Oh, theres more... After the bleeding had stopped I took my finger out of my mouth to assess the damage I went to put it back in to sort bandage out and stubbed it on me teeth... MUCH SWEARING AND JUMPING ROUND THE KITCHEN.... I should be ashamed seeing as i'm a forrester by trade... Funny thing is, shadow had gone, but please do NOT try this as an abortive, LMAO:smt023
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Sherri
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Holy shit Paul....yeah, I bet the shadow disappeared real quick, being you were bleeding to death.
Pardon the pun....Rule of Thumb: Don't do dangerous activities while shadowing...
Hope you went and got it stitched back on...keep up posted. And stay away from the axe until pf. Love Ya.
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Ike
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OH F**k THAT !! im sorry but as i read it i laughed ... Im sorry you did it but god it's funny ....
I hope you got it sorted out, How much is it you chopped off ? just the tip or? NO MORE WEAPONS FOR YOU, Not that you have fingers to hold them anyway.
Sherri that was great !! Pardon the pun... rule of the thumb
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Sherri
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 Im sorry Paul
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Sherri
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Ike...I just caught that...NO MORE WEAPONS FOR YOU Not that you have fingers to hold them anyway Holy shit...we're going to burn in hell for this
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Ike
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Im gonna sit here and think of them all night ! he will never live it down
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Sherri
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Nope...we won't let him. What the hell was he thinking..."Man, my head is killing me...Im having trouble concentrating and seeing, I think I'll grab an axe and chop some wood half blind"
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Ike
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Yeah that really was a great idea huh Paul, You may aswell not bothered with the wood and just axed you bloody hand off !! Surely When you thought about it you could see it going wrong !
It's like pouring water on a plug socket you even though you have never done it you still know whats gonna happen !!!
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Sherri
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Why not just blind fold yourself, spin in a circle ten times, grab an axe and blindly swing maybe you'll take off your entire hand
Im pisssing my pants...
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Ike
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LMFAO
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Shedz
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I can see you're getting some mileage out of this one Ike.... LMAO
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Sherri
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Uh oh... 
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phil h
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I am sorry for your injury and the insults added by Ike and Sherri . They are certainly going to HELL .............You and I will meet them there for a drink, a smoke and a brain jarring laugh before the fire we know to well.................... Feel better man . I'm alive today only because I'm kept away from sharp objects (except of course the clusterheads tongues ).  :smt104 :smt104
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Sherri
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Do Ike and I have to sit in the corner? I hope not, I hate that. I'd prefer to just get paddled and get it over with.
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Shedz
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Oh i'm well enuff to give you a paddling Sherri.... 
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Shedz
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Think I'LL be goin to hell just for thinking that..
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Sherri
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That's good to hear Paul..
It's good to know your ok No more axes while in pain ok?
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Ike
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LMAO
Yeah no more axes, Maybe a chainsaw would be better ? That way you could chop all your fingers in one go !!
(gonna find a axe or chainsaw smilie)
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Sherri
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Ike you're killing me LMFAO
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Shedz
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Ordered a new one yesterday.... Husqvarna 455!!! Didn't mention it for OBVIOUS REASONS....
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phil h
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Seem to be typing clearly !
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Shedz
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Yeah, buttons just further away now, shortened digital reach icon_jokercolor.gif
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phil h
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Sorry !
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Sherri
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Oh no Paul...you've got to be kidding :smt104
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Shedz
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No, 50cc of raw cutting power, I AM TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR
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Ike
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Well dont come running to me when you cut your head off with it !
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Sherri
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or worse... :smt108
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phil h
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Look at our patron Saint Denis , carrying his F**k head up a hill . He was holding his God damned head under his arm as he walked .......what a bloody F**k sight he must have been , eh ! Be careful !!!!!!
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Sherri
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you'll never get over that...Note to self: tell Phil scary stories to freak him out.
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