chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk If your a Cluster head or care for a Cluster head Welcome to your new home !    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Join! (free)    Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  burial          chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk Forum Index -> Jokes View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message phil h Lord of the Beast Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 1667 GENDER: male CHRONIC: yes EPISODIC: no SUPPORTER: no Location: red bank ,new jersey , usa Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:47 pm    Post subject: burial A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home . The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." _________________ "Suddenly a huge phantom bird sank three talons of its angry claws deeply into my head and face and tried to lift me. No warnings, no preliminary signs. Just wham! A massive, killing pain came over my right eye. " Frank Capra Back to top Tami CCH Semi Pro Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 318 GENDER: female CHRONIC: no EPISODIC: no SUPPORTER: yes Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject:   Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         chronicclusterheadaches.co.uk Forum Index -> Jokes All times are GMT Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Welcome----------------Newbies welcomeOur StoriesGuests Chronic----------------Chronic Supporters----------------Supporters Episodic----------------Episodic General----------------GeneralHelpful LinksO2 Set upA Ch Hit VideoTriedCH Articles Entertainment----------------MusicJokesGames,  Problems----------------Site ProblemsFeed Back Private----------------Chat Room  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You can delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Card File  Gallery  Forum Archive Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group  •  Template developed by  vuvu

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