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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been loose with a girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "what'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."
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Ike · Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject:

I like it lol
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Tami · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject:

that is bloody funny

Andrew(AP) · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:20 am Post subject:

i dont get it lol.