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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: REJECTED MOTEL 6 SLOGANS Reply with quote

Rejected Motel 6 Slogans


We're working on that smell thing, too.
Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
As seen on "COPS"
If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets
Not just for nooners anymore.
We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
You rented the room, now buy the video.
Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
We'll leave the Lysol for ya!
Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*
It's Hookerriffic!
Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins
Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother
We put the "Ho" in "Motel"
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

some of those r so bad  
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