phil h Lord of the Beast


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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: Clean Joke people send me jokes I dare not post |
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Dating a Nun
Did you hear about the guy who tried to date a nun?
He wanted to take her to the county fair, but she declined on account of she had taken a vow abstaining from Carnival pleasures.
Too clean  _________________ "Suddenly a huge phantom bird sank three talons of its angry claws deeply into my head and face and tried to lift me. No warnings, no preliminary signs. Just wham! A massive, killing pain came over my right eye. " Frank Capra |
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